he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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