Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
