the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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