Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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