i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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