Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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