You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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