sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
