I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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