Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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