Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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