i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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