If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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