you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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