I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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