If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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