If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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