I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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