the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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