You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sext me about skeletons
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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