She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We need to get me chipped asap
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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