Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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