You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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