So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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