She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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