You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize