Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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