I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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