problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So vagazzling was a success
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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