She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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