dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
