I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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