the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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