so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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