that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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