Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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