Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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