Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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