we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's never too late to be topless.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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