no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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