He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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