fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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