bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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