He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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