i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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