Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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