what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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