Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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