Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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