i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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