If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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