12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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