Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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