I don't think brook has ever known best
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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