I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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