How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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